Wednesday, March 4, 2009

On Chachmas Nashim and Offshore Bank Accounts

Yep, she finally did it. My first-born princess finally found herself a frog -- I mean, a prince. This daughter is the one I was lamenting about last summer. Well, b'chasdei Hashem, we got the job done without shelling out $15,000/year and without long distance web conferencing.

I am still for the web conferencing.

Last night was the vort and, as all my readers know, when I have a vort to say, I say it.

As a public service, I am posting the main portion of my address in an iPaper file. In my speech, I addressed many important issues that most people do not give adequate attention to. these include:


  • Where do we see a reference to Vashti in the Torah?
  • Who was a better wife for Achashverosh - Esther or Vashti?
  • Did Achashverosh's taxes include accounts in Off-Shore investments?
May all of the singles in Klal Yisrael find their true mates בקרוב !

א פרייליכן פורים

Iyei Hayam Basic

2 comments:

Zadok said...

Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! Does the boy learn in Lakewood?Did he read your book?Will he guest post on this blog?

Yechezkel said...

Thank you. No, No, and No.