From the River to the Sea – Which River? Which Sea? – Comforting Words from our Worst Enemy

 

 

I don’t need to tell anyone that we are living in very precarious times. Thousands upon thousands of clueless goyim in the “Western” world are marching through the cities and universities chanting their ditty:

 

From the river to the sea, 

Palestine will be free!

 

These people are so brainwashed and clueless that if they are asked – as many have been: “Which river and which sea?”, they cannot give a straight answer. Some have no idea, others can make educated guesses, and a few of them may actually know.

What they don’t know is that they did not originate this term. As is true about numerous social constructs as well as about our sovereignty over the lands in “dispute”, we were there first.

A quick look at the Word of G-d in last week’s parsha – Parshat Mishpatim (Shmos 23:31) tells us how this is all going to end:

וְשַׁתִּי אֶת גְּבֻלְךָ מִיַּם סוּף וְעַד יָם פְּלִשְׁתִּים וּמִמִּדְבָּר עַד הַנָּהָר כִּי אֶתֵּן בְּיֶדְכֶם אֵת יֹשְׁבֵי הָאָרֶץ וְגֵרַשְׁתָּמוֹ מִפָּנֶיךָ.

 

And I will set your border from the Reed Sea until the Philistine Sea (i.e., Gaza strip) and from the desert (in the South) to the river (in the North) as I will deliver into your hands the inhabitants of the land, and you will expel them from your presence.

 

Yep, Greater Israel. We get more than just one sea. And the river being discussed, according to Rashi and others, is none other than the Euphrates river currently in Iraq. That’s quite a chunk of real estate for our tiny nation.

That’s the plan. It isn’t our plan, it is G-d’s plan.

And He is talking to us.

And you can be sure that it’s going to happen.

Who tells us so?

Our very worst enemy.

That’s right. A man named Bilaam ben Beor, a scion of the notorious Lavan HaArami. One of the biggest and smartest sons of a hot she-ass (Cham-ass) that ever limped the earth. Nobody hated us and wished us doom more than him (though plenty others came close). In Bamidbar 23:19 he tells us:

 

לֹא אִישׁ אֵל וִיכַזֵּב וּבֶן אָדָם וְיִתְנֶחָם הַהוּא אָמַר וְלֹא יַעֲשֶׂה וְדִבֶּר וְלֹא יְקִימֶנָּה.

 

G-d (the Jew-Allah) is not a man that would be untrue nor a human who would change his mind. Is there something He would utter and not execute? Something He would speak and not fulfill?

So, here we have what really will happen from the River[s] to the Sea[s]. And it will happen soon, IYH. The only thing is that we need to be worthy to see it all happen.

So, it’s a good idea for all of us (myself included) to clean up our act and get as close to the Great Jew-Allah as possible. For those of you who still live in the decadent Western world, try to get over here as soon as you can. Don’t miss the last plane boat paraglider.

Don’t worry about where you are going to live – there will be plenty of real estate - From the river to the sea.